Quotes

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul."

~G.K. Chesterton

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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

~Bill Vaughan

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average... which means, you have met your New Year's resolution. ~Jay Leno

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

~ Bill Vaughan

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New Year's Day... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

~Mark Twain

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Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.

~Judith Crist

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Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

~Anonymous

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

~Joey Adams

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I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

~Anais Nin

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"People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas."

~Unknown

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"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."

~Oscar Wilde

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"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man."

~Benjamin Franklin

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