Halloween Jokes for the Kids

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo!

How did the skelton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

What day of the week do monsters eat their candy? Chewsday!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no BODY to dance with!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!

Why aren’t ghosts arrested? It's hard to PIN anything on them!

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A real PAIN in the neck!

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul

Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body

Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A blood hound

One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving.

There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"
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